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The Plan

It has been some time since I last posted here but I cam across this gem that I had to share. The tile is " The Plan ": In the beginning was The Plan. And then came The Assumptions. And The Assumptions were without form. And The Plan was without substance. And a terrible darkness fell upon the face of the Workers. And they spoke among themselves, saying "It is a crock of shit, and it stinks." And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said loudly "It is a bucket of dung, and we cannot live with the smell." Whereupon the Supervisors went unto their Managers and didst say "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it." The Managers went quickly up into the temple and seeing there the Directors of the company, went unto them, saying in pious voices "It is a vessel of fertiliser, and none may abide its strength." After much feasting and lewd revellry, the Directors spoke among themselves, saying